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October 24, 2007

How to Date a Browngirl (Blackgirl, Whitegirl, or Halfie)

Filed under: stories — mrs. h. @ 5:52 pm

I listened to this wondrous story by New Jersey* writer Junot Diaz on the New Yorker Podcast today. It is short and tells of the bewildering jungle that is adolescence, ethnic mix-ups, attempts to impress and seduce girls, keeping cool all the while, trying to guess how far you can go, the supportive role of the boys – and how, sometimes, things may not quite turn out as you expected

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I laughed. I chuckled. I cringed.

I decided it would make a great story for class some day.

* Having been very impressed myself with the industrial-strength sunsets over Jersey City, I just loved the story narrator’s suggestion to show such a sunset (“one of the wonders of the world”) off to his brown/black/white/halfie date with the words:

“That’s nice, right?”

New Jersey Sunset

7 Comments »

  1. This is by far the most popular post on this blog! To all the people flocking here via Google, I’d be really interested to hear about your personal interest in this story. Do stop to leave a comment, please.

    Comment by mrs. h. — December 5, 2007 @ 12:44 pm | Reply

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  4. Well from a fellow halfie, it was funny and true.

    Comment by Halfie — January 31, 2009 @ 10:02 am | Reply

  5. I came across the blog researching the short story. I’m writing a paper on it from the sociological view of dramaturgical analysis.

    Comment by Veronica — May 17, 2009 @ 9:56 pm | Reply

  6. This is a bullshit story and puts down women everywhere. Junot must think he’s some kind of player, but he’s not at all!

    Comment by Bernard Craw — November 3, 2009 @ 9:59 am | Reply

    • Don’t you think it’s the narrator who inadvertently puts himself down? Of course he views women as conquests (but then, he’s just a teenager having to prove himself in a very macho world), but he doesn’t seem to be very successful. The title is very attention-grabbing and swaggering, of course, but I just think that makes the story funnier.

      Comment by mrs. h. — November 3, 2009 @ 11:24 am | Reply


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